learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing
like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”
Fall in love with someone who doesn’t say “you know it’s fake, right?” when you tell them you like wrestling.
If they say that, give them the peoples elbow and tell them to fuck right off.
Choke slam straight through the announcer table and walk away
Stone cold stunna